How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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