Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Sober January is a disaster.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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