What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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