i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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