his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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