he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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