Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Randomize