I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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