..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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