i just google imaged poop.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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