the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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