doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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