why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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