I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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