I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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