I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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