how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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