She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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