therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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