Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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