So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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