this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
