Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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