your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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