They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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