i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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