p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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