I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
