that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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