Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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