I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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