Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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