Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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