Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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