I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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