i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think my moral compass just broke
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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