Are we in a gay sports bar?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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