Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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