Don't you send me to vm
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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