woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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