guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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