I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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