we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
