drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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