READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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