I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was CRYING into my vagina
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My breasts were aching with rage.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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