i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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