you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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