Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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