awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
