Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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