And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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