i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If that was your dad, he is hot
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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